My tweets

• Mon, 16:30: Having a "Can't believe I ate the whole thing" moment. Except by "ate" I mean "drank". #thismomentbroughttoyoubywhiskey
• Tue, 00:58: @comcast - sick of this shit. Internet is down again in West Alameda. Why do I pay money for this?
• Tue, 01:00: @comcast - My friend with DSL brags how he can watch an entire tv episode with his internet cutting out. #comcasthell