my phone

Oct. 9th, 2007 02:02 pm
miss_kae_oz: (hogwarts geekery)
My phone, which I am posting from now, is a decent, hardy little phone. It is old and beaten, but has survived quite a bit, after all, it has survived me.

But it has it's quirks. One of which is that it likes to call people randomly. Perhaps as it sits in the dark recesses of my pocket or backpack, it feels neglected and lonely.
It tends to call David or Kit most of the time, but on the rare occasion when it is in my breast pocket, it calls Carrie. Perhaps proof my phone gets horny too.
I have tried to prevent it from randomly calling people, since the phone by itself has yet to learn how tohold up it's end of the conversation. I have yet to find a way. I have tried locking the keyboard. Then the phone, trapped and desperate, makes the only call it can with a locked keyboard. It calls for help. 911 has received random calls from my number in 4 states.
I have yet to find a solution to this problem. So if you receive a random silent call from my number, just know my cell phone loves you.

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