Off to the rodeo

[miss_kae_oz]

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck

And I'm off to the rodeo

And it's Alabama left Alabama right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

Piss me off
fuckin' jerk
get on my nerves

And we are off to the cowboy place. There may not be a rodeo, but there is a mechanical bull.
Weee Hewwww!! and a Yeeee Hawwww!!!

Comments

[childofeos.livejournal.com]

Oooo! Do they have the barber chairs where you do tequila shots and they shake your head while blowing a whistle really loud?!

[pygmalion.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they only do that on weekends.

[childofeos.livejournal.com]

BASTARDS!! They should do that every day so you could have had the full experience.

Did you at least get to ride the mechanical bull? =)

[petrock-01.livejournal.com]

Saddle Rack... Fremont, CA

Note: 200lbs weight limit on the bull... :-( I think thats discrimination against gravitationally challenged people such as myself... I should sue...

[deathraypony.livejournal.com]

You forgot the second verse:

Well here comes Johnny
with his pecker in his hand
he's a one-balled man
and he's off to the rodeo...

It's alemand left, alemand right,
etc...

[pygmalion.livejournal.com]

Its fun to sing, especially with the ultimate twang added.
I don't really know the name. I am sure you could do a lyrics search and find it. Maybe I will later.

[whittles.livejournal.com]

*jealous*

[pygmalion.livejournal.com]

sad you weren't there.

[whittles.livejournal.com]

I take it was fun then?