I bow to my computer literate superiors

I need a couple kinds of computer helps...

1) I need my proficient, innovative web surfering friends to help locate audio and/or video clips of prominant assholes officials talking about drug users, be they politicians or religious leaders. The more asshole like and moronic the statements, the better.

2) I need to learn how to download and copy such files, even when the option is not automatic when clicking on files. I know there has got to be away. There is always a way to do everything with computers these days.

3) I also need to learn to copy/crack movies to be able to parts off of them for a project.

I have just over a week to do this. Please, and Thank You.