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Bored at work. Hell, I even bought a drink. I never drink when working here.

I saw the greatest slogan on the side of a sewage truck pumping shit out on 6th and mission. It simply said "and you thought your job sucks".

I will just keep that in mind for now
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shiney things

In my boredom (I currently have 5 coats in coat check, thank god they are from my regular good tippers) I tend to put up the DNA cam and drool over what I could be doing if I didn't have to work. Mmmmmmm DNA booz-a-hol.

Its fun watching ones boy (and others) flirt via interweb. That is, when I don't have him posing infront of the bar cam to entertain me.

I think people need to start making little signs like on good morning america, and stand in front of the cameras.

Yeah, I'm that bored. 5 coats in 2 1/2 hours.

dumbery

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Thievery sucks, and all, but...

Its amazing how everytime someones purse or jacket comes up missing, they think its coat checks responsability to know what happened to it and help them find it when they never checked their shit with me to begin with!
They look at me with desperate, pleading, and demanding eyes. "But my purse... I just set it... it should be... are you sure you have no idea..."
"Did you check it?" I ask, and of course not. They keep looking to me to do something about it.
"Honey, my little world does not exceed these walls. I can't even see the club. If its not in my little coat check box, I have no idea."
And its amazing how little I care. Should'a' checked it or took care of it. Your responsability unless you pay me to make it mine.
Sorry honey. Good luck.

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