the inaccurate narration of events which ought not to have happened.

This Wednesday -
The ultraminx and I will be getting together for some free art this-and-thats in the Civic Center area. Maybe a girls tea after?

Next Wednesday -
First Wednesday! Again, I will be getting together with the Minx for free activities in the city. Activities to be specified later. San Francisco Zoo? Palace of Fine Arts?

Tuesday - no plans yet. But more Free stuff to do. Perhaps a MOMA/Yerba Buena day?


LABOR DAY WEEKEND -
BUMBERSHOOT!!! I, along with voodoosmile and omegashade, will arrive in Seattle Thursday August 28th to settle in for 3 days of music, comedy, and art. On my list to not miss is Janeane Garafolo, Zach Galifianakis, Stone Temple Pilots, Beck, Death Cab for Cutie, and much much more.
Then a couple of more days of clear water with starfish and jellyfish, as much crab of the tastiest crab on the western seaboard as I can stick in my gullet, and just fun fun fun before we come back to the Bay on my actual birthday, Friday Sept 5th. bigdonkeyretard, you will still be in Seattle that weekend, yes?

That is what is on my calendar for now.